Karma is Definitely a Bitch

Last Thursday I decided to start a blog. You can scroll down to see the first entry. Its about skinny jeans and the guys who enjoy having their junk squeezed to the point of breaking. Well, the next day I was rushing around on my lunch break, trying to get ready to play basketball. For some odd reason, I took my pants and boxers off before my hoodie. In a frantic state (didnt want to miss the first game) I somehow managed to pull the zipper on my sweatshirt so hard that it went past my waste. I pulled a "something about mary." It wasnt as bad as it was in the movie, but I definitely broke skin and had to wrap gauze and electrical tape around my you know what. 

I still went to play. About half way through, I noticed the gauze contraption lying in the middle of the court. Someone yelled "its a manpon" and I acted like I had no idea where it came from. Next time I decide to talk about other men's penises, I will be a lot more careful.